Thanks to Mike Skelton, Glynne Jones, Phil Bendall, Peter Salter & others for joining in the fun
They never told me it was like greyhound racing and I was the rabbit up front
Or - Look your names not down, you're not coming in!
Or - Well I have got them all here on the grid, now what do I do?
Does my bum look big in this? YES!
Keith Butcher: "That gap looks NEARLY big enough for an ex-BTCC Primera to me "
Nigel Bowen: "That gap looks DEFINITELY big enough for an ex-BTCC Primera to me "
Alvin Powell: "That gap looks big enough for an ex-BTCC Mondeo AND my Winnebago to me!!!"
Or ... Pembrey fuel protest lacked support
If I just stretch my left arm a bit further Im sure I can disable the ignition
OR Now if I can just remove the nut that holds the wheel (while he's not watching!)
This bloody bra!
Or- Oh! The end of my c**k isnt half itching!
Or - If you Marshals think it is that easy, then take my overalls and show us!
So the indicators werent working and I had my right arm out of the right window like this, then I needed to go left so I put my left arm out of the left window like this, and then there was a hairpin and I remembered about left foot braking like this, and next thing I knew I was thrown on to the bonnet of the car .!
Or ... Sod going to euro- disney -look at this ride!
Or ....Nigel finally gets his leg over with super(touring) model